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>be wolverine-mean me
>move that gear up to local GameStop store
>cashier pardner asks me what I want to get today
>Ask to pre-order that fine blue Pokemon X version
>pardner asks if I want to put $5 in for it
>"You're dumb as a box of rocks!"
>lay out my two $20 Jacksons right in front of him
>processes order, tells me it's $43.18 because of "taxes".
>"You done incurred my wrath, son!"
>hand him a Lincoln
>grumble while he gives me the change
>ask him if the promotion for that fine Shiny Dialga is up
>didn't have it on
>cashier goes and turns on the event switch with a smile
>"Son, I'm going to blow that dumb look right off your STUPID FACE."
>pardner is confused
>snap fingers at him and say, "Gotcha, chuckwagon!"
>open my Blu 3DS XL
>open White 2 and select Mystery Gift
>get my Shiny Dialga
>admire it
>"Now that there is a fine piece of work!"
>Thank cashier and tell him, "Another satisfied customer!" and walk out
>see 3 nasty-faced boys in a corner near the outside of the store
>they're all prob'bly downloading that shiny Dialga with no one trying to notice them
>walk up to them with 3DS open
>show that Dialga right in front of them sissies
>say to one boy, "Dominated, string-bean!"
>say to some stoner boy next to him "Dominated, smokey!"
>say to shorter boy wearing some pony shirt, "Take it like a man, shorty."
>walk a few feet after claiming my manhood
>forgot one thing to say to 'em
>go back up to their still flabbergasted faces
>"And another thing,"
>"You're ugly."
>"Hee hee, Yeeeha!"
>Sentry jump the hell out back to my Blu Base
>Amen.
