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You know a Pokémon i don't like? Snorlax. Fucking snorlax is one of the worst Pokémon ever made.
Reasons i don't like snorlax:
>Stupid design
First of, we have an American human here. The human is USA's national animal and snorlax is one. "What's so bad about this?" you may ask, well snorlax takes this to a whole new level. Snorlax has the colors of the average american, is bald (implying all Americans are bald and have cat ears), and is fat. Snorlax isn't even fat like a human should be. Slaking would have been perfect for an human Pokémon, lazy and strong in nature, but Slaking isn't an eagle, but a gorilla thing. I also hate slaking but if i had to choose between slaking and snorlax, i'd pick snorlax in a second (and then piss on it because i don't like it). Snorlax is a straight up racist design and concept, it offends many Americans.
>Stats
Now let's take a look on snorlax's stats. Snorlax's stats make absolutely no sense. It has 110 attack despite not being made of muscles and 110 sp. def despite not being strong-willed. Hitmonchan's 100 sp. Def makes sense because hitmonchan is strong-willed, but i don't like hitmonchan so let's move on. It's always been a trend to human Pokémon be fast, frail and hit hard, but snorlax is slow, bulky and hits hard. A FUCKING HUMAN IS A SLOW BULKY ATTACKER INSTEAD OF A SPEEDY ONE. A HUMAN.
Again, snorlax's stats are racist because it's slow, bulky and just shitty in general, just like the United States.
