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Mismagius is a ghost type and has Levitate, which means it has THREE. FUCKING. IMMUNITIES. IT GETS ZERO GODDAMN DAMAGE ON HYPER BEAM AND EARTHQUAKE, TWO OF THE MOST BADASS MOVES SINCE THE FIRST FUCKING GENERATION.
What about the movepool ? You want it, right ? Mismagius has plenty of weapons to kick ass, including - but not limited to - Shadow Ball, Thunderbolt, Energy Ball, Dazzling Gleam... It even has Power Gem, a rock type special move, and has access to Inferno, a 100 BP FIRE MOVE WHICH ALWAYS BURN THE TARGET. HOW MANLY CAN YOU GET ?
And if you want to be even more powerful, you have two tools for that : Calm Mind and Nasty Plot. The first one also increases your special staying power (not that Mismagius needs it anyway) and the second one allows you to hit your opponent for TWICE. THE. FUCKING. DAMAGE.
>b-but it has a weak defense, right ? I bet my physical sweepers can harm it !
Hey, faggot. WILL-O-WISP.
>what about my bulky Pokémon ? I can probably take a hit and cripple it, right ?
Yeah and it could TRICK you a CHOICE SCARF so your staller can't do shit anymore.
>b-but it's weak to dark, right ? I bet my awesome Crawdaunt can beat it !
252 SpA Life Orb Mismagius Dazzling Gleam vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Crawdaunt: 317-374 (118.2 - 139.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>b-but it can't handle top threats like Mega Charizard Y without nasty plot, right ?
252 SpA Life Orb Mismagius Power Gem vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Mega Charizard Y: 354-416 (118.7 - 139.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>h-hey I have that pantslizard dark type, it's an awesome tank, I bet you can't beat it !
252+ Atk Scrafty Crunch vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Mismagius: 338-398 (129 - 151.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>m-muh garchomp
252 SpA Life Orb Mismagius Hidden Power Ice vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Garchomp: 338-400 (94.4 - 111.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock
See ? Mismagius would gladly give a fuck but it gave the last one to your mother last night. SO GET YOUR ASS STRAIGHT AND ACQUIRE A MISMAGIUS AND BITCHES RIGHT NOW.
