>>31881633tfw leaving the ranger station one night, having to go back in and there being a hugeass dobsonfly just chillin on the door handle
And of course it'd have to be a female, since the ladies can actually bite unlike the males.
Also, still stand by the Spined Micrathena as a Bug/Dark Type. A Spiny Orb-weaver would also be acceptable, but the Micrathena is the one that I've actually had on me and damn did it give me the heebie-jeebies.