>>15309002http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPlhKP0nZIIHe screams loudly. Really, really loudly. Extremely bright beams of pure light driven by the forces of good shine out of his empty eyeholes and mouth. The rattling of his body speeds up.
"NONONONONONONO! NO NO NO! IT'S TOO SOON, LUCIFER, TOO SOOOOOOON! I HAVEN'T GOTS ME REVENGED ON THE KIDS YET! THEY HAD FUN WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG--THAT'S WHY I ACT THE WAY I DO NOOOOW...MY PSYCHE, IT'S IMPLODING--FROM THE INSIDE!--THAT'S WHAT IMPLODE MEANS!"
The entire building begins to rumble with the energy of a supernatural presence. A loud beeping noise takes the Attic by storm, blocking out any sound from being heard by anyone. That includes you.
Jacques mouths words, but you haven't a clue what he's saying other than that it could just be more rambling. As the floor begins to shake, the Trevenants and Phantumps soon realize what's going on.
They flee to the gallows for safety pre-cautions, as do you Pokemon. They're just in time too, because a gigantic fucking hand from the inner depths of the underworld breaks into the Attic.
Its deep, dark voice pierces through the beeping, everyone hears it.
"JAAAAAAAAAAAACQQQUUUUEEEES...YOUR TIME HAS FINALLY COME...YOU'VE SOILED THE CONTRACT YOU MADE WITH ME..... YOU'VE FALLEN...FOR THE BAAAAAAAIT!"
The skeleton mouths more words, judging by his expression, you presume them to be desperate pleads of mercy.
"IT'S TOOOOOO LAAAAAAATE JACQUES....THE DEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN.... YOU'RE TIME IS OVER....AND DOOOOOO YOOOOU KNOOW WHAT THE WORST PART ABOOOOUT IT AAAAAALL IS?"
>What's the worst part?A)
Hell has no candy!B)
There's a skeleton inside of you.C)
Every building in Hell functions like the DMV! 