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>I don't know why, but since forever my Zoroark has hated me.
>She would always play pranks on me, and loved seeing me suffer. And she wouldn't even lay a finger on my other family.
>But her pranks keep escalating and getting in the way of my love life! Because of that, I'm still a virgin...
>But that ends today!
>My parents are away, so I summoned the courage to invite my current girlfriend to my house. Not only that, but she's the one who seduced me into sex...
>My girlfriend is so lewd... I'm so happy I could die! Though it is weird she hasn't said anything since she got here...
>And unusually, Zoroark isn't around today! I've never had a better chance than now!
Today I'm getting laaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiid!
>Sorry! On the way here my bike got wrecked by some weird Pokemon...
