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Has anyone really been paying attention to some of the insane shit that happens in Pokemon?
>A giant, ancient castle rises from the ground around a main government building. this is basically Peta’s fault.
>You ride a dragon-god into space to fight a mutant alien virus. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.
>One criminal organization tried to get rid of the oceans. the other tries to get rid of dry land and anger the gods and water and land as a result
>A runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.
>The devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake and you can make friends with them
>The space cultists would have won if dragon Lucifer hadn’t showed up.
>You can befriend god and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.
>The most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.
>The effective ruler of the Unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons.
>Scientists create a mentally disturbed, mutant cat creature made from the DNA of flying, shapeshifting cat just because they want to see if they can create something that’s stronger then the flying, shapeshifting cat.
>Said flying, shapeshifting cat is the genetic ancestor of every Pokemon in existence, even gods that are connected to things such as space and time
>A gang leader tried to take over the world and eradicate all life off the face of the planet by using the powers of god and satan
>Humans are technically Pokemon too and in ancient times humans and Pokemon had relationships and got married because they were considered the same fundamental creature.
>People turn into Pokemon when they die.
Did i miss anything?
