>>15236647That's the joke.>>15236196"What kind of move do you suppose he's using now, Calem?"
"God, I don't even know but if he keeps this up then I'm definitely going to catch that thing! You think he'd be dead by now!"
For what he presumes to be his finishing move, Mega-Garchomp slams his scythes into the ground, shifting the plates again to make way for another Earthquake. Swiftly, Dedenne repeats his earlier actions, but replaces Play Rough for an even tougher move.
"Den...den...den...den, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN!!!" picking up speed, a glistening white gleam covers the small hamster's body. He maneuvers through the labyrinth shifting rocks with ease, Mega-Garchomp takes notice of the repeating action.
And he tries to counter it with a Stone Edge, but he quickly encounters another issue surrounding himself.
One of his scythes has become stuck to the ground, stabbed in there pretty deep from him commencing his own Earthquake. Effortlessly, Mega-Garchomp quickly tries to save himself, just as Dedenne continues to get faster and faster, and as strong as his stats will let him.
"DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN!!!"
Giga Impact.
The sandshark tugs, he tugs as hard as he fucking can but he can't grip to the stuck scythe because he has no arms to grip with. The only real downside about him when compared to his pre-evolutions.
"DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN!"
"GAR, GAR, GAR, GAR, GAR!"
"DEN, DEN, DEN, DEN!"
"GAR, GAR, GAR!!!"
"DEN, DEN!"
"G-Gar!"
"DEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!"
Dedenne hops off the Earthquake, and pounds right into Mega-Garchomp's face.
It's quite a heavy blow.
The dragon takes it quite rough, falling on his back with the loudest thud you've ever heard. It's like having a douche friend headbutt you, only much, much worse. Out of determination to ensure he remains the victor, Mega-Garchomp gets up.
But falls down seconds afterward, he can't pull his own weight, he's done for.
Mega-Garchomp faints.