>>45060528Just imagine. You go out for a stroll one day, minding your own business... until an Obstagoon appears out of nowhere. He walks up to you and looks at you with utmost curiosity. He touches your face and holds your hands. Suddenly, he opens his mouth, revealing pearly white teeth and the longest, moistest tongue you've ever seen. He then presses his mouth against your face and gives you a long, wet, sloppy kiss. It's the best kiss you've ever had. The Obstagoon then leaves and gives you a wink. This was only a taste of what was to come.
