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>be braixen
>be in pure, undying love with hoomyn bro
>giving him tons of affection, keeping unfaithful bitches away from him
>nii nii doesnt notice me until a few weeks later
>he promises me to marry me once i've turned into a beautiful delphox
>nigga knows how to wait for a girl to turn into a fine-ass woman
>is nice enough to even give me some special petting for the time being
>next day brings me with him when visiting his co-worker
>nigga has one of these derpy ass purple pokerapists
>get out to the backyard to get some fresh air
>see this braixen with an exceptionaly retarded look on its face
>nigga keeps checking out my ass
>suddenly ditto rapetacles exploding from its dick
>give him a nice branding with THE STICK
>go back inside , bro giving me a stupidly innocent look
>browse this board again
>mfw you talked my bro into treating me like stupid meowth in heat
i will have to sneeze all over his lasagna later to teach him a lesson.
