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>work with teenagers on Wednesday nights so occasionally play vidya with them
>take break during dinner to play X
>dicking around 3v3 online with Vivillion, Mega Banette, and Azumarill- just want to battle, not even real team, opponent referred to as nigger
>Vivi Hurricanes random guy's to about half HP Scizor but is 2HKO'd by Bullet Punch
>Send in Azumarill
>9/10 totally worth it 17 year old jailbait girl comes over and recognizes it's Pokemon
>"which one are you?"
>"the blue rabbit" as I belly drum and receive a Bullet Punch
>Azumarill has like 6% HP left
>"why'd you hurt yourself?"
>"i cut my hp to max out my attack. If I hit something now it'll do a lot more damage"
>"what else can he use?"
>shoddy descriptions of Aqua Jet, Bulldoze, and Play Rough
>"use the ground move"
>"he'll kill me if I don't use Aqua Jet"
>"i have a hunch"
>she's hot and I'm not playing serious so why not?
>nigger switches to Vaporeon who takes over 50% with a speed drop
>"now use that water move that goes first"
>explain Water Absorb and I now am faster to kill with same move
>"just trust me Anon"
>fine, Aqua Jet
>nigger switches to Gengar, gets OHKO'd
>give girl the if only you weren't a minor look
>Scizor returns
>"now use that fairy move"
>explain Bullet Punch and how I'll die unless use Aqua Jet
>gives the saddest, most hurt look that if exposed for more than 3 seconds would evoke more tears than that aspca commercial
>fuck it, I'll use the damn move
>NIGGER PREDICTS MY PREFERRED CHOICE AND SWITCHES BACK TO 1/2 HEALTH VAPOREON WHO EATS A +6 PLAY ROUGH AND DIES
>Scizor back out
>"you got this! Finish him Anon!"
>Aqua Jet to win
>mfw I pulled off a Battle Maison tier hax bullshit 3 pokemon sweep with a 6% HP Azumarill by listening to a hot chick with no pokemon knowledge at all
