>>40515392>be me>hate dogs>one day go to aunts' house (they all in their late 20s and live together)>they have two dogs>a yorkshire terrier and a german shepherd>great, two stinky and ugly dogs>once in they tell me to be careful of the terrier>apparently it's aggressive>"attacks and bites anyone who gets too close">not like I was going to>sit down on armchair>suddenly terrier gets close>aunts freaking out>it just sits there, staring at me>thinking what the fuck this shit wants>suddenly jumps onto my lap, spins a few times and falls asleep>"what the fuck">my aunts didn't understand what they were witnessing>"how did you do that?">I don't fucking know, I just sat down>"why is it sleeping with you like that? it NEVER does that!">stop asking me, I'm not enjoying this either>it just stays there, curled>during the rest of the evening it keeps following me>rarely visit aunts because we don't really get along>but when I do it's always the same>the terrier happily greets me and cuddles with me>no one understands why it does that>for some reason it loves me>this keeps happening every visit>since I dislike my aunts, I start looking forward to the time I'll get to spend with the dog every time I go>he's very cute and playful>start to bond>"maybe you're not so bad after all">time skip>visit aunts>immediately ask how the lil guy's doing>"Um... ">confused.jpg>ask what's wrong>"Ben (shepherd) ate him">"what">"we came back home and couldn't find Candy, we searched everywhere and eventually saw Ben munching on something">"...">"we saw lots of blood and Candy's little sweater torn to pieces, some bits still inside Ben's mouth">my aunts weren't even sad>literally said Ben loved Candy so much he wanted him inside of him or some shitAnd that's how I realized not all dogs are bad, but also that some dogs are literal pieces of shit and their owners even worse for allowing a shepherd to outright eat a tiny ass terrier. Jesus fucking christ.
