>>21347869We get to Rayquaza, who wakes up grumpily, sees his Guardian, apologizes for scaring the shit out of her, and they go forward. Alice explains to me how Giratina terrorized the land ten years ago taking over the body of a Sandslash (read: Jagold's self-insert from RR) but was thwarted by a Chikorita, Torchic, and Mmmmchu.
We get to the top of ANOTHER FLASH CAVE, and in it, Team Earth are collectively shitting themselves because Gaia has Giratina and went insane with power. Also I'm there and evil except I'm not, alternate universes and shit.
All the Gym Leaders and rivals team up to fight Gaia, and she defeats all of them offscreen. I somehow get saved by Shaymin, because the evil path suddenly ending means my Guardian also changes to the good path Guardian.
Gaia attacks me, and she sends out Evil Me at more than 30 levels above everyone in my team. Evil Me knows Shadow Force, "Blessing" which I assume is a recovery move, Sky Attack, and I'm not sure what fourth move it has because I Perished its ass, not even beginning to fuck with it when it's at that level.
Gaia then gives a LOOOOOOONG rant about how all the evil teams from all the games (except Plasma, even though this hack has Unova Pokémon) are evil, and how humans need to die, and how close they were, and yadda yadda, WORDS WORDS WORDS, seriously it's paragraphs and paragraphs, and I guess even Giratina gets sick of all the WORDS WORDS because it comes out of my body and takes complete control, telling me if I kill it I kill myself, and then it battles me, it also being at Lv. 80. I checked its stats and it's 255/180/255/180/255/255, for 1380 BST. Note that Evil Me was just as bad at 255/150/255/150/255/255.
I Perished it too. Lapras confirmed MVP.
After that, Chaomega appears, saying that now that Giratina's been defeated, he can merge all the various timelines that have sprouted between Reign of Legends, Rescue Rangers, and Life of Guardians. Comment too long.