>>19605088"He went into the perfume industry and never came back."
"But poppy, what 'dos that 'meen?~"
"It means that you should always stay pure no matter what happens, never use perfume because it's just masking the womanly virgin's musk that lays underneath. Also, disgusting boys are attracted to perfume, so going natural and keeping from using it will help deter from creepos
that act like me."It is comforting to know that Serena does not take your advice.
"But poppy, what if I reeeeeeally like a boy?~" Alice coos, probably thinkegn of holding hands with one.
A) "I'll kill him, obviously."
B) "STAY PURE FOREVER VIRGIN FOREVER YOUR OCCUPATION IS INDEPENDENT CAT LADY"
C) "I'll have to look him in the eye with the most intimidating glare and ask him if he's man enough to take care of you."
D) "You're grounded. No more dessert for you."
E) [Anon choice]
