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>At the gym, on the treadmills, playing Black 2
>One more minute, then I gotta take a mega shit
>Asian QTpie gets on elliptical machine behind me
>"Is that Pokemon?" she asks, shyly
>"Yeah" I grunt, trying not to shit myself
>"Are you getting XY?"
>"Yeah!"
>"What new Pokemon do you think you'll be using?"
>Gotta shit real bad, but must endure
>"Chespin, Honedge, Pangoro, and...um...Orotto."
>Don't hear anything for a while.
>"...Orotto?"
>"Yeah, I think he's pretty cool."
>"Orotto!?" She raises her voice
>A bit freaked out, still holding in da shits
>She screams bloody murder "MOTHERFUCKING OROTTO!?"
>Gym employees start walking over to see what's wrong
>"OROTTO!? WHAT THE FUCK!? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF SMOGONFAG?!?!?
>I instantly shoot a load out the bottom of my gym shorts
>The semen short-circuits the machine, propelling it to impossible speeds
>I trip and get shot off the treadmill
>My shorts get ripped off by the treadmill
>I slam against the elliptical behind me
>Asian girl still screaming about Orotto
>Release a stream of shit, her screams turn to gurgles as my shit cascades into her mouth
>She spits out my feces, going into an Orotto frenzy
>People escort her to the bathrooms, wiping her off with towels
>Check my 3DS
>New streetpass
