>>12063942Pic so it did happen. There's not much else to the story;
>drinking in a friend's house>in the back garden>someone makes a joke about sucking being sucking your own dick >obligatory mock-attempt>stand back up but lose balance>momentum carries me about three metres before I crash>protect my beverage with my face due to having the priorities of an Irishman>23 stitchesembarrassingly, I wasn't even drunk