>>41764770A-A... A f-f-f-f... Female... ...On our board? *sniff, sniff* There might... You mean - You mean to say, I... *sniff* There might, you mean there might have been a f-f-f-fffffeeeemale on this board? *sniff, SNIIIIFF* L-Looking at what we type, with her eyes? Her f-female eyes? Yes... Y-yes.... ...No! Surely not, I can't smell... Her.... The female, yes, her, with her female eyes, glancing over all of this text... *sniff, sniff, S-SNIIIIFFFFFF* OOOOOHHH where is she, where is this lark who reads our posts and..
...No...
...Surely, you're joking, h-haha... Why would a f-femaaaaale type... And post... On this website? That would be... Ohhh... ....Nhhhooohhhh... Diiiiirtttyyy I can't smell her where are you darling *sniff sniff, sniiiiffff* where are youuuu~? Ohhh... A female, I can't imagine... F-Female... Female poster... L-Like me? Posting like me, with her f-fingers, and her arms... *sniff, sniff... SNIIFF* Where- Where could she be - There? Is she... Could she be reading this... A-And thinking about p-posting...
...But... She can't... *sniff, sniff sniff oooh where are you I seeee yoooouuu SNIIIIFF* P-Post... Here... Right? R-Right????
She would have a ... A.... ...P-Pu...C... Cun- She, no... She isn't real, she would have a.. *SNIFF, SNIFFSNIFFSNIIFF SNNNRRRRRT*
VVVVAAAAAAGGIIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAA AOHHHHHHH UUUUGHGHHH NNNNN HUUUAAAAAAGH I'M COOOOOOOMIIIIIIING SHE'S POSTING AND I'M COOOOOMMIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHaaaah... Ah... Ahhhh... I'm sorry...
P-Permit me... This one... I'll be a quality poster in the future, I swear, just.. This once... ...Ooohhh.... A female poster, imagine...
