>>24771750"I can't lose my resolve!" you exclaim with balled up fists and a proud smile. "No matter how spooky things get! No amount of flying Mankey seductresses can stop me! Besides, Serena would want me to press onward, she probably wouldn't use those exact words, she'd say it all smarter and deeper, but I can just imagine her saying it!"
>"Calem. Don't make tea with that container. There's mold in it.">"Calem. You didn't record the latest Krick & Magmorty. How rude.">"Calem. I had a night terror. My entire bio-molecular mass was made up of cysts. They called me pustule girl and it was rather unpleasant. I'll sleep with you for the rest of the night to alleviate these feelings and reduce the chances of a follow-up dream.">"Butterfingers. You're not very good at dancing. Your hands are clammy and they're getting mine clammy. You''re stepping on my feet. You're missing cues and everyone's watching us. And yet.. it's nice—being held like this by you, I mean.">"Calem. I'm attempting to better my sense of humor, please give me feedback: Why was the Spoink asleep? Give up? It lost its pearl and died. Fufufufu.~""Er.. something like that, at any rate..... Say, maybe if I keep marching forward, I'll eventually run into someone! There has to be at least ONE person here willing to help me out! It's just a matter of finding th—OW DAMMIT! AAGGGHHHH ANOTHER FUCKING HOLE!"
There's a thousand more where that came from.