>>32732690>ARORA:>Sun: StraightWYMT.
>Chicken: LesbianWYMT.
>Hau: BiHe's straight. He considers you a friend, regardless of gender, and his sole target is Lillie.
>Lillie: Bihahaha nope
She literally has different dialogue with you depending on your gender. She's straight.
>Ilima: GaySure.
>Lana: StraightTechnically canon.
>Kiawe: StraightSure.
>Mallow: BiNo.
>Sophocles: BetaFuck. You.
>Acerola: StraightI mean, kiddo, but alright.
>Mina: AsexualI wonder if a paintbrush counts as a dick.
>Hala: BiCanon implies no.
>Olivia: BiYou're kidding, right? Everybody talks about how she wants a boyfriend. Not a girlfriend.
>Kahili: StraightMore inclined to think asexual, actually.
>Kukui: BiWhat the fuck.
>Gladion: EdgeI can actually agree with this, because chuunibyou. He's canonically chuuni.
>Lusamine: Lesbian forced to marry with a man with moneyHAHAHAHAHAHA
No. No. A thousand times, no. That literally goes against her entire fucking backstory. She loved Mohn with all her heart and lost her sanity while looking for ways to bring him back. This is her backstory, you absolute fucking imbecile. She loved that man, and poured that love into finding him and raising their children once he disappeared.
This list is retarded. Maybe the last one is coloring my perception too much, but this is retarded. You're literally just forcing SJW shit onto whatever you want without actually thinking deeply about it.
