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>visiting Kalos region
>decide to go to 3 star restaurant in Lumiose
>pricey, but I'm told that it's worth it
>sit down and get served pretty quickly
>hey, this is pretty good
>feel the need to take a huge shit that's been building up all day
>the bathroom in the restaurant is roped off and the guy in front of the kitchen just stares through me
>run outside to find any bathroom
>none in this whole fucking city
>sweating bullets here, ass cheeks clenched keeping the massive turtle head at bay
>decide I might as well just duck into the back alley and let this chocolate tide out quietly
>it's empty, I shove my pants down fast and let this huge coil pile up on the cobblestone
>the perfect crime, no one saw
>except this one stray espurr
>the fucker just stares
>he just
>stares
>my dessert is some warm mushrooms shoved into my pockets
