A was a death route.>>15307050>>15307556http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzYtwkoRg8YYou decide that the only way to stump this cheap Mr. Bones knock-off is to stump him with a riddle of your very own. After all, you're a stump, this is in your nature all of a sudden.
As Jacques dances in garb similar to Michigan J Frog, you yell out, "HEY JACQUES! Do you like riddles!?"
The skeleton chortles, "I don't know if I do or if I don't, MAYBE I do, but maybe I don't. But if I don't why bother participate at all? I LOVE A CHALLENGE, GIVE ME THIS RIDDLE!~~ IF IT'S FROM YOU I'LL SOLVE IT IN MINUTES--SECOND PERHAPS!"
"Excellent. Ready? I won't make this eas-"
"TELL IT, TELL IT TO ME BEFORE I GET ANXIOUS!"
"Everything I say is a lie. Am I telling the truth or lying?"
Jacques' guffaws come to a sudden halt, "I...what? REPEAT THAT AGAIN."
"Everything I say is a lie. Am I telling the truth or lying?"
". . . . . . That isn't a riddle! Stop kidding yourself!"
"It is. Why? Is something the matter?"
"YOU BET THERE IS, STUMPFACE! I have no answer for that riddle, YET I KNOW EVERYTHING! This is a conspiracy, a travesty, YOU MUST BE PLAYING A DEEP DIRTY TRICK, no one plays tricks on me, not unless I can be outwitted, which no one has yet to accomplish!"
"Do you know why you have no answer? You should at least know that."
"I don't know, do I? I'M RACKING MY BRAIN FOR IT, BUT THERE AREN'T ANY CLUES, NO ANSWERS. I can't think with yo pouring nonsense into my head!"
>His guard is down! Strike him!A) Reveal the heart-stopping "answer".
B) Tell him that he's just been rused-cruised.
C) Stump him further by claiming that he doesn't know everything because he doesn't know the answer.
D) Walk up to him and say
"Boo."