>>16190138It figures that there would be a catch to getting a free bike. There's always one. What sucks even more is that the two colors you're given to choose from are not blue and therefore are bad.
You tug at your coat collar as you mull over a decision. Why the fuck can't everything just be blue? Who the hell DOESN'T like blue? To think Arceus put you on this world in blue-colored clothes only to give you clashing colors when it comes to bikes. Fuck llamas.
Placed on the spotlight and forced to make a hasty decision, you give the old kook an answer.
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>BIKE GET!>Travel around on a bicycle at speeds faster than roller blades! All at the cost of 10/10 music being replaced by a shitty jolly track!"Y'ALL COME BACK SOON, YA HERE!? We's got ten-thousand golden nuggets for the two-millionth customer! TEN-THOUSAND!"
There's not a thing wrong with the green bike you chose. It's slick, it's a new model, it trumps the speed of your roller blades, and it's all-around. The color may not be too great, and the background music that accompanies it is something you can see getting annoying overtime, but those are minor things.
What you do have an issue with, is more of an issue of masculinity.
"Miss...Do I really have to sit in the freaking bicycle basket?"
"Yes."
"W-Why can't I ride the bike?"
"Because I don't want to sit in the basket, Calem."
"I-Isn't that what girls are supposed to do anyways? Come on, switch!"
"I'm wearing a skirt."
"Aaaaand...?"
>Explore Cyllage City!A) Go to the Pokemon Center; heal your Pokemon and talk to some chaps. (Don't worry, news has not spread of your bloody Joy-murder.)
B) Head to the coastal beach, there could be good things there. (
C) Visit the Cyllage Cafe, nothing says ready to take down sneaky stones like a good cup of joe.
