>>19820757"So like, why are you naked?"
Still embarrassed about your grope-y grope-y thigh action, Amélie starts furiously flailing her legs like a stubborn kid, "I-I had to disguise myself, stupid! Or else they'd catch me!"
"Being half-naked is a disguise?"
"IT IS WHEN THOSE IDIOTS ARE CHASING YOU! I was sneaking throughout town like it was nobody's business, and they didn't even recognize me because I wasn't wearing the /only/ outfit they ever saw me in. T-Then you had to show up, and.. yeah..."
A) "Sorry about raining on your birthday suit parade."
B) Compliment her supple breasts, women like that.
C) "Were they trying to give you the D? You attract those kinds of people if you walk around like that you know."
D) "You should have gotten a real disguise."
