>>16913953>Congratulations, CHESPIN evolved into GREEN PIGNITE!>GREEN PIGNITE wants to learn NEEDLE ARM. >But GREEN PIGNITE already has four moves! Just kidding, this is animu physics, Dragonites can get away with ten moves for all I care!A dazzling white gleam turns Chespin bigger, fatter, stronker, and spikier. A true fighter in his own right. The audience can only watch as the hedgehog evolves into his next form.
"QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLl!!!"
It's over for you as far as the audience knows. As soon as Quilladin reveals himself in his brand-spanking new form, he takes advantage of it instantly. He squints, and covers his entire body in pricks and thorns.
"QUILLQUILLQUILLQUILLQUILL LAAAAAAAAADDDDIN!"
A double Needle Arm sends you to the ground, some spikes and needles are stuck to your face, and god, it's the kind of pain that you just can't fucking bear.
But rather than finish you, Quilladin instead taunts you. He sticks out his tongue, stomps on your chest, and then runs out of the fight club.
Oh yeah, this is DEFINITELY personal now.
A) AFTER THAT FUCKFACE.
B) Forfeit.
