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Holy fuck. Holy FUCK. Let me rewind a bit to before my dick got dangerously hard. So I saw I had both a Hitmonchan AND a Medicham on my team, dunno how I missed that before, and tossed Ali back in the box because Dhalia has seniority and also a Psychic type. Started hunting through my box for an anti-Sabrina weapon and came across a little Ninjask and thought "oh yeah, Shedinja, that'll dab all over Sabrina." Looked it up, and Future Sight hits through Wonder Guard. So that idea got tossed. But SHADOW BALL. Shadow Ball is PHYSICAL in this gen. And NINJASK learns it. Alright, this we can work with.
And we did. One Swords Dance on Kadabra as the idiot Future Sighted, and four Shadow Balls. Sabrina down. ezpz, now for Koga. I didn't expect Koga to put up a big fight, but Self-Destructing Koffings and fucking Minimize Muk can sometimes surprise you.
You know what really surprises you? Three, that's THREE (3) (san) (tres) (drei) C O N S E C U T I V E AncientPower omniboosts on your lead Aerodactyl who was just supposed to be there to block a Koffing Self-Destruct.
nigger WHAT THE FUCK
THAT IS A 0.1% CHANCE
OKAY COOL, NICE SWEEP, ONWARD TO FUCKING CINNABAR I GUESS. I can never complain about RNG in this game again. Fuck me.