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>wait for main high school bully to die of natural causes
>attend funeral
>mingle and share stories
>sit respectfully next to bully's elderly widowed mother, patting her hands etc
>listen quietly through the main ceremony
>halfway into bully's best friend's eulogy stand up and whistle as loud as possible
>suddenly a hundred magikarp explode through the doors and stained glass windows
>chaos ensues as they bounce on the guests spraying water and splashing everywhere
>gesture for the grand finale, lvl 100 magikarp slams into bully's coffin with a tackle
>bully's corpse shoots out and zooms down the aisle at 1000mph aided by the water and magikarp grease like it's a big slip'n'slide
>corpse hits a concrete embankment outside and is catapulted into the thermosphere disappearing into the sky with a twinkle and a cheeky lil schwing
>guests look on in sopping wet shock as i laugh until the cops come and get me
>have best friend release all the magikarp into an idyllic stream free from life's cares and pidgeotto as thanks for their service
Eat shit Bradley
