>>19256677Lucario gets randomly assigned patterns, and they are randomly generated from a pool from at least a few thousand a la Spinda.
Also, Lucario gets retconned to be catchable in Hoenn, and Steven uses six of them in the Champion battle.
Also your rivals also each use one.
And as last, Lucario attacks Birch instead of a Poochyena or a Zigzagoon after Game Freak announces that they will up the difficulty of the game. They put Lucario in at least one trainer team every route.
To make it even worse, they pull off a Nature Sanctuary thing like B2/W2 again, AND WHAT DO YOU FUCKING KNOW, HAVE A SHINY 31IV LUCARIO.
And as last the Mirage Tower gets retconned to get a massive Lucario statue in the middle of it.
If any of the above wind up being true, you may punch me for actually liking Lucario apart from that Game Freak wants to shove him into the foreground too much.
