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Closest I've come is a Slowpoke that would evolve into a Slowking for a Mystery Dungeon RP thing. He was slow as fuck but also cunning and would try to hit up any strong female Pokemon in his egg group. His signature move was Future sight, but he thought he was using Psychic and figured that the delayed attack was just due to him being slow.
I'd rather fuck Pokemon as a human though