>>50980183>>50980183>Be me>Wagecuck>Suddenly smoke fills my vision>Teleported into a dark room full of symbols, books and lit candles. >"I did it! I summoned my one and only true love!">A big breasts woman in a skimpy bikini wearing Hex Maniac cosplay is cheering. Jumping up and day like a kid on Christmas.>"Haunter please clean up the library room.">A fucking purple head with two purple claws appears out of nowhere>With a few waves of his hand, objects start moving on it's own>"My one, let's retreat to the master bedroom where we'll sire our child">Holy shit I've been been isekaied>Holy shit that's a Pokemon>Holy shit an off model Hex maniac wants to breed with me>Never been more nervous in my life>Tried playing it cool to impress Hex>"First of many children" >Her smile grows brighter>I slam open the door to see a king sized bed>"My one please lay down, I'll lead for tonight">Holy shit yes mommy>She gets ontop of me>We hold hands>I can see her blush even in a dimly light room>She nods, I nod back. Confirming I'm ready.>She leans in>Smooch>Suddenly smoke erupts our stomachs>Smoke clears>A giant purple egg is there>"Anon we did it! It's our baby!">Nigga_wat.webm>She jumps off me and starts cradling the egg>"But isn't my penis supposed to go inside you first?">"Silly anon. All humans from other worlds breed like this. Do girls from your world pop out eggs when you pee in them?"I'm watching over my egg (wrapped in ghost themed baby blankets) while writing this, Hex says she wants 5 more eggs. What do I do bros?
I had a shower thought that Pokemon are able to breed by holding hands and it's why no researcher has been able to uncover just how they breed without normal penis in vagina sex. Thought it be funny to translate it to Hex Maniac 