>>19584697"Who doesn't? I think it's pretty great! Now, I understand why you brought me here, but what I don't understand is why you
removed all of my clothes as well. How did you even do that so fast?""Please, I'm a goddess! I can do relatively anything, other than assist the protagonist in a way that helps them automatically dispatch the villain, save the world, and achieve the girl of my dreams--as you may have guessed, it's just too much work. You may have also guessed that I tend to break the fourth wall a lot, it's a habit of this world, you'll eventually get used to it.
There's a Mexico-based world that has it even worse than us.">'I always knew those luchadors were maymay spouting spergs..'"As for your clothes and the privacy of your forbidden fruit, you don't need to worry, I didn't look and even if I did, I certainly wouldn't make fun of it in front of you. Rather, my divine powers did all of the stripping for you. I'm assuming you haven't washed lately, have you?"
A) "T-Trainers d-don't really have uh, t-time for washing...b-because...battling...st-stuff."
B) A-Ask her to wash behind your ears.
C) "I walk around in the forest all day, do you have any idea how rank I am right now?"
D) "I'm a total germaphobe, miss, I can't even trust the love of my life with all the colds she's carrying."