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SUSmander and Slut roamed the tall grass west of Viridian City in search of a new friend. During this search SUSmander killed a few small animals for shits and giggles when suddenly a shit flinging ape pig leapt from the treetops screeching about how "he was a good boy, he dindu nuffin". Who this sheboon was talking about eluded our protagonists yet they steeled themselves and readied for battle. A single critical scratch from SUSmander put an end to the bout as the Mankey was dropped to half health. She made a pitiful attempt at fighting back with its own scratch but proved no match for the sheer autism of SUSmander. With the flick of a wrist Slut tossed his balls at the downed ape. A new friend has joined the team. Slut decided to name the captured monkey after his favourite porn star, G. Floyd. Now the training begins to bring her up to snuff, in the meantime dubs picks next action.
