>>14619526I will never get to meet the anon who suggested to electrify the water and that fact alone GREATLY disappoints me.>>14619229http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B51z0JGf4HwThis is probably the only time in your entire life that you'll ever be able to get away with lying to someone with amnesia, so you gotta make sure not to be a major screw up about it.
Before the monkey can assume you've committed some great evil while he was unconscious, you explain to him something you're making up as you go along, "Uh well, you're gonna laugh, but see here. My mistress and I-"
You hear a notable "hmph" from beside you.
"--were also engaging in time travel when we created a...uh, time paradox! Yeah, a time paradox which caused your accomplices to become homosexuals with each other, while also um, destroying our time-travel device. Would you happen to have a spare, and if so, tell us how it works?"
Convinced that the smile is genuine, Robin Sage smiles, "Why of course! Anything for a good pair of time-traveling misfits such as yourselves! Allow me to go get it!"
The Pansage sifts through a hollow tree trunk, and pulls out a small ring device, "Here we go, gents! This is the Time Ring! I was issued it to specially from a group of ne'er-do-wells, who used it to travel to my time. I used it, traveled here, and I've been causing mischief ever since! Oh what fun it is!"
And just like that, Robin Sage literally hands you the Time Ring. Just. Like. That.
You know what you must do.
A) Run. Run like hell and never look back!
B) Pull a douche move and send him back to his own time.
C) Use it.
