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>Be me, go into GAME for my Dialga, because I'm in the area and had an argument with my wife.
>Walk in wearing football swag, carrying my pink 3dsXL like a boss.
Yeah, I'm married with 2 kids, dig football, and my favorite color is pink. I ain't no faggot.
>Sitting there downloading my shit, some guy buys a used PS3 and some Call of Duty. See's me.
>"Sup man?"
>"Hey Bro"
>Employee comes walking up. "Hey man, can I help you, or are you here for the Pokémon?"
>"Just grabbing my Dialga while I still can"
>Proceed to tell him how everyone on 4chan is gay and can't go into a Gamestop without spilling spaghetti all over the place.
>We share a hearty guffaw at the expense of neckbeards.
>Another employee walks out in the midst of our conversation and stops dead in his tracks and stares at me.
>........."Anonymous?"
>"Yeah that's me!"
>He was a guy who grew up in my town, 1 square mile. Hadn't seen him in years and now we both live in the same city.
>"How the hell have you been?"
>Proceed to talk about things, catch up. Tell them that my anniversary is coming up on the day the new Pokémon game comes out. Tell them how my wife thinks I'm going to spend all day playing that instead of spending time with her.
>Tell them how the day we got married we went to Gamestop immediately following the ceremony so I could pick up our Pokémon pre-order.
>They say I'm a lucky man.
>Fucking right I am. Alpha as fuck.
