>>20644797You decide to stick to your roguelike skills and with what you know, and what you know is that the only way to catch someone off their guard is to sneak up on them.
The same goes for a shiny Feebas over yonder that barely realizes that it's even alive. With the shiftiest, most cunning, and yet subtle movements, you turn around and arch your hands towards the unassuming idly splashing fish.
And then..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FJKewvQ7-Q"BAAAHH GOD! I FUCKED UP! IT'S A WHOPPER!"
As soon as your hands graze the bass, it completely drops the retarded act to go on a full defensive overdrive to keep itself from becoming fried seafood. Squirming, the bass flops and smacks your face with its tail, flailing with all its might to escape your grasp.
"FUCK I CAN TASTE THE SALT!" you say in-between a huge coughing fit.
"FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!"
A mistimed Flail slips the Feebas out of your grip and onto the boat. This doesn't stop it from trying to fidget its way out though. Its incessant flopping is rocking the boat way too much, it might even flip over at this rate, you'll lose all your cool stuff /and/ the boat!
You wipe your face clean of water, "Shit, DON'T WORRY JENNY, I'LL SAVE YOU!"
>Calm down and catch the Feebas!A) Stab it with a spear!
B) Grab it by the tail and whack that fucker like a Whack-a-Mole hammer.
C) Body slam it!
D) It gets away.
