>>16561259"Wait...butterscotch spray...THE CYCLE HAS COME FULL CIRCLE!" you stop scratching your back, you don't know why but somehow everything referencing each other has created a callback paradox that temporarily shuts you up.
You tune into whatever Drasna's babbling on at about this part:
"Indeed, you see, I am the president and founder of SOCCK - Saucy Old Club for Cougars!"
Your eyes widen.
"WHOA, SOCKS? *I* wear socks! You elderly people TOTALLY get me!"
Drasna nods with an all-loving grandmother's smile, "Oh, yes! I really try to understand the young people. See, my grandparents hail from Sinnoh, and they're diehard evangelicals who lived out their days running in panic because of the giant robots and spacial angel doohicks that keep destroying every city they move to, and I learned pretty much everything about dragons from them while hiding in their secret underground bunker, so I never really knew what the "in" thing was with my generation until I was about sixty-four. Right now I'm still trying to get what this whole 'twerking' thing is, do you have a clue?"
You shudder, "I'd...I'd rather you just not get involved with that.."
"Oh? Well, if you say so! And if you must know, I also happen to volunteer here at the Lost & Found on my free time, it just feels so nice helping the young people.~ Speaking of, you seem like a nice young man. Tell me, do you have a good relationship with your Pokemon?"
"I...guess?"
"Oh, wonderful! Can you show me one, please?"
>Show Drasna a Pokemon! Test your friendship levels!A) Show Froakie.
B) Show Dedenne.
C) Show Hexcalibur.
D) Show Skrelp.
