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>Work at shitty sandwich shop
>Customer complains about a hair in his sandwich
>Presents me with an empty plate with a long black hair on it
>Clearly not my hair, and he ate the whole goddamn sandwich anyway
>Customer going apeshit, demands to see a manager, get a new sandwich, get free money etc
>Turn around to make him a new sandwich while the manager deals with this
>Dude gets his whole meal free
>Plate up the sandwich, slide it across the counter to him
>I slid it too hard, sandwich hits him square in the chest and explodes
>Spicy mustard running down his shirt
>Tomatoes all over his shoes
>About to apologize
>Suddenly he's a fucking Zoroark
>mfw Illusion ability is real
