>>24650482"PERFECT! I mean sure, there could be some work done here and there, but overall I think you'll learn the part as time goes on. You'll grow into it like I grew into these jeans!"
"T-That's great!" exclaims the alternate Clemont. "But.. what are we talking about exactly? Is this for a movie?"
A) "A certain 'kind' of movie, if you want to put it that way."
B) "No, it's for real life. Sorry, I'd feel bad if I lied to you."
C) "There's no time for questions! Now tell me: Do you know ANYBODY who would be a great replacement for the cute girl in this picture?"
D) PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
