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>highschool
>nerdy faggot drawing kid in my class
>he has a nasaly voice
>wears socks and sandals
>the epitomy of failure
>he sees me playing Diamond
>"Gowsh Anown, I didn't know you played Powkemon!"
>SNIIIFLE
>"Yeah I do. What do you want?"
>"Ooh geez I just wanted to show you my art."
>"Is it good?"
>"Yesh."
>FUCKING GIANT SNORT
>"Uhh, okay I'll see it."
>it's fucking gay
>Ash is fucking Pikachu and Dawn has a dick, fapping.
>mfw
>"Y-you don't like it either..."
>shove him away
>he runs away crying
>always hear him fapping in the stalls
>take a "bathroom break" to play diamond
>hear him fapping again
>"OOOOOOOHHH JAYSUSH"
NOW YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>he starts singing the pokemon anime theme song from DP
>he's fapping harder
>sneak out to rat on him
>hall monitor thinks I was yelling
>he peeks his head in to hear
>he looks at me with a wolfish grin
>hall monitor's dad is the principle
>principle runs in and kicks the door down
>autist is never seen again
>m
>f
>w