>>16355910"Researching?" asks Miss, intrigued by her past time.
"Yeah! See-"
One of the blonde's Lucario's starts getting very, very horny. He starts breathing huskily, and he puts his cards on the table all at once.
"OHGODOHGODOHGOD WHAT IS THAT LUCARIO DOING?"
"Lucaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!"
"Wait, Lucario!"
He tackles you, leaving Miss, the blonde, and the other Lucario in sheer awe. Absolutely embarrassed, the girl skates over to you before he can deal any real harm to you.
Except.
He's not harming you.
He's just kinda nibbling on your ear.
"Ohgodohgodohgodthisissoweirdandnasty..."
The blonde puts a hand over her mouth, "S-Sorry about that! Um, are you okay? He always seems to dash off like that nowadays, he's certainly more spunky than my other Lucario... Hey, Lucario! What's going on with you? Did you get drawn in by this boy's aura or something?"
The furry jackal rubs up against your chest salaciously, "SOMETHING drew him in..." you bluntly point out.
She smiles at the sight, "Huh. Well, it seems Lucario likes you! See, Lucario can read people's auras. Hmmmm, I guess something in your aura made him take a liking to you, a complete stranger! You know, this Lucario is always getting worked up in battle with my other one. Maybe it's just waiting for a Trainer to appear who's strong enough to challenge it..."
. . .
The girl has an epiphany, "Oh geez! I was on such a roll, I forgot to even introduce myself! I'm Korrina, the Shalour City Gym Leader. If you're collecting Gym Badges, I'm sure we'll be battling sooner or later! I'm personally looking forward to it. I hope you know how to roll with the punches!"
A) FUCK OFF LUCARIO FUCK OFF LUCARIO FUCK OFF LUCARIO PLS GO
B) "Roll with the punches? Don't tell me you're Fighting-type...are you?"
C) "K-Korrina is a very q-qt name..."
D) "What's a gym leader doing studying Mega-Evolution?"
