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>"n-n-nuuuuu, u dun understand, gaem mechanics are the on-oinly think that lets muh beet the gremlin"
No, you don't. If they'd wanted game mechanics and lore to match, they wouldn't have powercrept Mewtwo all those years ago. Seeing as they DID powercreep it however, yet still call it "the strongestest", just proves game mechanics are irrelevant to how they envision their world.
Go make your own kiddy cartoony monster-collectathon where all the birbs can be SE vs gremlins and have the lore to back it up, yup Game Freak has rejected your feeble cope regarding their world several times, however.