>>20672640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQwVt-VN8Y4"TAKE A GANDER, HERE IT IS, BID BID BID! GETTHOSESIGNSREADY!"
The fast-talking Pidove shines a spotlight on the next item up for showcase, "OH MY, LOOK! IN THE FLESH! A LIMITED EDITION AUTOGRAPHED MINT FIGURINE OF THIS STRIKINGLY FAMILIAR FEMALE POKEMON TRAINER! Kakeroooo! Less than a hundred were produced as part of a cross-promotional marketing campaign with a popular toy company and The Daily Trumpet, using someone who is supposedly one of their cutest reporters! This is ONE figurine you don't wanna spill yourself over! Kakeroo, kakeroooo!"
Your jaw fucking drops.
>'What the?!'Korrina spits out a stream of wine, "Is that?!"
>Item #2: Figurine of ex-girlfriend?!A) GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE! Bid bid bid!
B) W-What? Only disgusting pedophiles would bid for that!
