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This guy right here.
>Learns literally everything and more.
>Helps you cheat at anything and everything involving paperwork and shit.
>If you ever got sick, he'll find a way to cure you. Got cancer? He'll hit a few vital points to negate growth and even chop it off from inside! Got AIDS? He'll destroy it with his newly made medicine to make the cells infertile. He'll also craft ANY vaccine possible.
>He'll extend your life with many, many wise tips and tricks. Lifetimes have been boosted up to 480 years because of his ways.
>If you want advice on anything, he's your man! Got financial problems? He'll telekinetically control you to outsmart bankers and whatnot, thus letting you grow an entire mansion out of his tactics. Got love problems? Eh, you're probably on your own.
>He'll provide magic tricks at kids' birthday parties. You'll have some fame in this way.
>Basically, until he becomes too old (The average Alakazam lives to be 500, with the eldest one living to be 35,000), he'll be the best damn friend you ever had.
