>>16952406Is that necessarily a bad thing? No. You'll probably end up slipping your hands under that skirt anyways, it's like, the defining "core" purpose of these misadventures--aside from your goal to become the champion and de-throne the tame nobody who's hogging it.
Some unknown un-notable crone, a crotchety dyke who has so little credibility, notability, and relevance from years of recording shitty, low-quality pornos about carpet munching, that you haven't actually crossed paths with him, or her, whomever it may be. Or all of the above.
You wake up with an annoying lump on your tongue that cries out in agony everytime it comes in contact with the roof of your hydration-deprived mouth.
You've singed your taste buds after a night of drinking coffee while staring out into the snow, because that's a thing that you happen to do sometimes.
So, you wake up with a hunger of some kind, a quenchable need for a drink, and the need to scratch your effeminate balls before anyone else happens to wake up and see you committing a soulless act of shaving your scrotum to the flabby-skin scalp, using just your fingers.
This relatively natural for a typical day in your life.
What would constitute as abnormal would most likely be the breakfast placed on a tray right in front of you.
A) Read the note left on the tray.
B) Something glinting in the sunlight over on that desk. What is it?
C) Invest in a scrit at those feminine balls of yours.
