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>Be me at 18
>Live in Goldenrod and work at the gym
>Come to work see guy putting up a screen
>Ask what's it for
>Hot Whitney says tourneys in other regions
>She invites me to come watch sinnoh with her
>Be all excited
>Later that day we're watching, making out
>See barefoot goddess Maylene on screen
>Starts fingering Whitney
>She's clearly into it
>Get kiss, go home
>Can't stop thinking bout Maylene
>Next day I act on impulse
>Mug some guy in national park
>Get cash for ferry ticket
>Call in sick for work - Bike to Olivine
>All aboard, grind my porygon and Raticate
>Feeling fucking stronk!
>Get to Canalave
>Have to hitch a ride with some weird guy
>Says he's a traveling breeder
>Occasionally asks me to take the wheel
>I dunno what goes on in the back
>Finally get to Veilstone
>Run up to the gym
>Challenge everyone and beat their asses
>Now it's time for Maylene
>My heart is pumping fast
>She 1hits my Raticate first round
>"Shit im gonna lose."
>Maylene looks confident as fuck
>Come up with a brilliant plan!
>When my polygon faints, I scream
>Start crying. Maylene has no idea
>Clench my fist and go for her
>She beats me to a bloody pulp
>Keep getting up, coming at her
>Tears and snot, my pants fall down in struggle
>Get taken down, kicking and screaming
>Maylene's finally had it, gets me on my back
>She pacifies me by standing on my bare butt
>It fucking worked!
>Feel her toes on my buttcheeks for a minute
>Admit defeat, leave Sinnoh
>Go home
>Call my friend Joey to brag
>"That's messed up man." he says
>Call him a fag
>Hang up
>Jerk off.
