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Oh do I have a story for you all
>Sacred Gold
>On my way to Ecruteak after getting rid of the Sudowoodo
>Quilava up front and found my encounter
>A male level 23 Ledian
>Knew Ledian was a shitmon but Dray likes buff mons like Farfetched so I figured one tackle and then switch
>Crit Thunderpunch
>Ded
>Almost threw my phone into the wall but I figured "Hey if it's good enough to kill my oldest and most trusted party member then he'll be worth it"
>One great ball and I captured the Ledian I dubbed has Richard (aka Dick)
>Turns out he was adament with buffed stats and iron fist
>Go to the theater and fight the grunt
>He has a machop so I send out Richard
>Don't remember exactly what happened but he got in the red somehow so I swiched to Schindler my Kadabra
>Crit karate chop
>Ded
>Killed the grunt then threw Richard into the box out of spite
>Ended up wiping to Archer at Safari Zone
>Try again
>Get to that same route
>"Wouldn't it be funny if I found-"
>Male level 23 Ledian
>MFW
>Send out Linoone to kill
>Crit mach punch
>Ded
>Revenge kill with Fearow
>Beat Sacred Gold
>Few months later
>Try Storm Silver
>Get to route
>"I swear to fucking god if-"
>Vulpix
>Yessssss
>Grinding a promising Snubble for Morty
>Walking back to Pokecenter
>Suddenly
>Male level 23 Ledian
>"I'm not dealing with this"
>Run
>Can't escape
>Crit mach punch
>Actually throw my phone
>Lose to Morty
>Try again
>Bring repels for that route
>Walking through with a Nuzleaf up front
>"Ok i'm being paranoid there is no chance that-"
>Male level 23 Ledian
>Nope nope nope nope
>Can't risk running
>Send out Brongzor to tank
>Fire punch
>Half ded
>Switch to Graveler
>Ice Punch
>8 hp left
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Switch to Misdreavus
>Mach Punch
>Praise the lord
>Shadow Ball
>Richard at red
>"Ok Misdrevus is bulky so it's impossible for-"
>Fire punch crit
>Live by sliver
>"OH THANK GO-"
>Burn
>Misdreavus ded
>Turn off game and never play it again
