>>41227581"This is the defendant, 'Pol T. Geist'," the intern continues. "Or at least, that's what he claimed his name was when he sold the alleged 'haunted house' to the plaintiff. He and his pasty necrophiliac attendant, Nigel, say they don't owe the plaintiff diddly squat. They insist the house isn't haunted, and that such nonsense isn't a good enough reason to break a contract. They say the plaintiff was lucky he was able to land such a good deal on the house in the first place, and that they were utterly blueballed for over a year because he backed out of the purchase at the last minute. He was just trying to do the right thing, just trying to be a good pot of sentient, purplish ectoplasmic tea, because the hard truth is most landlords in his position would have told him to take a hike and not return a single ₽! He's accused of not refunding payment, deliberate non-disclosure of purported haunted activity, and being an asshole."
>'POL T. GEIST'>DEFENDANT>ACCUSED OF:>NOT REFUNDING EVERYTHING / FALSIFYING IDENTITY / NON-DISCLOSURE OF SPOOKINESS 