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Why the fuck is this a pokemon? This is the most offensive inclusion of gen 9. It's simultaneously "my mom's dog" but it also doesn't even look like pokemon's artstyle, it's literally just a disney dog.
>BUT JUST BECAUSE THE DESIGN IS BORING DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HAVE A COOL NEW DOG!
Except we got 2 other dog lines this gen. And the other two dogs are super unique
>WELL AT LEAST IT CAN BE A GOOD BOY IN BATTLE!
Except it's super boring in battle too. It's just pure fucking dark. No signature move. Has a signature ability, but it's just derivative of (worse than) defiant. Doesn't fulfill a particular niche, just boring like a normal type. Except they slapped dark type on.
I thought with the smaller pokedex sizes, we wouldn't get pokemon THIS fucking nothing anymore.