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>Listens to Tool
>Over 9000 epic upvotes on reddit
>400 shitty indie games in steam library
>Invades personal space of females
>Only drinks hard spirits at parties; ends up violent or sick
>Never remembers you lending him money; won't spot you a fiver
>"Mid or AFK"; spends while game typing and then asks for concede
>Calls girls ugly sluts when they don't reply to his DM's
>tells you about a song/game/film you showed him 2 months ago like he discovered it himself from the depths of cultural obscurity
>complained on Smogon forums when Greninja was banned
>Owns 4 satchel bags, a fedora purchased unironically and an ill fitting leather jacket
>Can't accept the results of a poll to save his life
