>>20186624"Trevor is still better, in my professional opinion."
Shauna lets out a brute hmph, butt-flustered that she's still not getting into your thick gay skull, "Then we'll just have to keep tiddlywinking around until I can change your mind! I don't want to see you with anyone else, it'll hurt my heart too much! I know we haven't known each other long, but, but, I just know that if I can get you to understand, we can stay alongside each other and make tons of memories together!"
The biggest, loudest firework of all explodes just behind Shauna, right in time for that big declaration. It explodes in the shape of an apple.
"...Tiddlywinking?"
A) GOSH WOULDN'T IT BE SOOO FUNNY IF SOMEONE WERE TO WALK IN RIGHT AT THIS INCONVENIENT MOMENT, SEE ALL OF THIS, AND GET A WACKY SITCOM MISUNDERSTANDING FROM IT? :^)
B) No it would not be funny.
