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I've been cheating on my girlfriend since my first ever relationship. By the time one relationship ended, I had already begun a different relationship with another girl, thus totally skipping the 'being single' phase. This chain had gone on for a long while until about a year ago when I broke up with my then girlfriend on New Years, leaving me actually single for the first time since my freshman year of high school. (I'm a college sophomore)
Recently, I've met someone who I can see myself with for a long while, but I don't trust myself enough to actually date her, so I'm keeping her at arms length. Definitely for the best.
Also, a lot of my favorite Pokemon are considered waifu/furrybait, like Tsareena and Roserade for example, but I only like them because they're cute and get annoyed when people accuse me of being a waifufag.